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i mean, cmon; im being so nice whenever they give my penis a perceived chance at getting wet. WHY DO THEY WANT JERKS INSTEAD??? GRRR i'm so mad i could just post relentlessly on social media about all the slights men have to deal with in modern society; really thinking i was born in the wrong generation. why can't it be like the 50's where all men were gentlemen and all women were nice and secure in their role as the subordinate caretaker of the household?

I miss the good ol' days; now women are a bunch of stuck-up independent hussies whose worth isn't solely defined by how attractive as a spouse they are. fucking sucks being such a nice guy in today's world. *morosely tips fedora
and all you can see is the unending clash of ideals amidst a temporary species, fighting and fucking and dying for meaning in a meaningless universe.

it's worse when you realize you're still baked at a party and the guy next to you is still all whoa'ed out on "like, us being starstuff, man."
well, it was nice knowing you all.

thanks to a multitude of environmental changes and various shady genetically-pesticidal and sterile plants paid for and developed by certain companies starting with the letter M, the bees will probably die, one hive at a time, due to a thing called Colony Collapse Disorder.…

bee's, being the primary pollinators of our own agricultural system, are kind of something we need to not starve.

to liven the mood a bit, let me tell you about my dad, whose appetite is colorful, and his flatulence, directly into the futon i sometimes pass out on.

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so my dad won't stop beefing into my futon.

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that's the story. anyways, we're all fucking dying. no other side complaints besides that one.
i have none. i'm either staring at my facebook page of misc ink sketches (not linking it; figure it out yourself) or injecting my lungs with pot vapor on a regular basis. Yeah, i can actually talk to people now, but now it seems i need to strap on my job helmet, squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into "It's Always Sunny" references but with sexy real life me also screaming.

i've been drawing non-fucking-stop, laying the labor every day, working out the intuition for perspective and spacial construction piece by piece, with only brief glimpses as to what i want my weird-ass robots to look like in the future.

to 90% of peeps i've shown it to irl, it just looks like the same robots with slightly less hit-or-miss limbs n shit.  makes me sad thinking about it. shit.

of course, i've hated mostly everything i've drawn since my last job 6 months ago. with my tablet broken for most of this year, it's just been old pens on paper pads too worn for my mom's office. They're improving, but it's still a longshot. i still feel like i need to draw at least an hour a day, but i no longer feel my old sweeping realizations of aesthetic. i just scratch it out like dandruff now.

anyways, i'm getting a fucking job because drawing sucks a little now, and it'll be a while before i draw digital for DA. In the meantime, i'll just keep trying to mix up my freaky robots on my page with old-ass pens.
 swiggity swag: :icontealdeerplz: lick my bag.


my hands are soft
Artist | Student | Film & Animation
United States
  • Mood: Tense
  • Listening to: death grips
  • Reading: shitty articles on Vice
  • Watching: news about venezuela
  • Playing: TF2 (still)(STILL)
  • Eating: whatever i forage from fridgelands
  • Drinking: barely these days

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FAlLURE Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist
congratulations on your successful extraction from a human vagina 
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Student Filmographer
thank you; it wasn't my last
SimplySassfras Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Student General Artist
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Student Filmographer
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Student Filmographer
haha radical
evilsloths4 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014
thanks for the fav ^_^
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