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VelvetFish
this art is old af
Artist | Student | Film & Animation
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this da acc is mostly old art with old friends. link to new shit coming soon
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haha get clickbaited.

no, but for reals. if dead celebrities had to fight each other to the death/friendship with bullet hell combat sequences, who would be the reigning champion/best friend of the Underdome? Who would be the challenger for the title?

inb4 Lemmy; we all know he's just sleeping
got a special notification for my 100th one, and i don't even know what they're even

like, can i buy anything with them? like, a fedora even? ruined my old one trying to drink coffee out of it

also, i'm mad because i ruined my fedora AND burned my tongue

because, well, you know...

before it was cool
guys im so med right now

so this total jerk with his stupid fedora was being all intellectuical and talking about his "satire" or whatever. was saying hella rude stuff about "being totes jk" about being nice to the females he intends to subordinate while being a nice guy, and even got hella weird about his fedora (or as i like to call it, FAD-dora HYEHYEHYEHYE) and so anyways, i told him to get his face out of his ass and asking all these questions about his ass and other midly erogenous questions about his poser ass and how it was possible to be such a fecking hipster.

and
 this
   fecking
  nerd
 told me
he

drank coffee before it was cool
DJ Khaled? More like BJ GAY-led

another one

hey guys, what did dj khaled say when he reads a good meme?

another one

ok, guys; here's a doozy. what did god say when he realized there was literally no reason why he made this universe before letting it fall into heat death?

another one


tl;dr of complaint; nihilist memes
everything that makes the world you know will one day fade, everyone that made you who you are will die, and you will eventually be buried by progress and the dead that have yet to come.

there have been roughly 100 billion humans before you, whose bones have rested beneath your feet your whole life, listening to your footsteps knock like neighbors at the front door.

Happy Thanksgiving; welcome to the party.

complaint: only dead people come to my parties lately and i can't even

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leothefox Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016   General Artist
Yay Thank you for all the faves! Foxy Love 
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AmalaAzula Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2015   Digital Artist
Thanks for watching me Velvet!
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Blu-the-FabBag Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2015
Your threads are bae, btw 
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015  Student Filmographer
thanks bae
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LeatherHead72 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2015  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thank you for the watch, and I look forward to making a custom hat for you!
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015  Student Filmographer
ye
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FAlLURE Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
congratulations on your successful extraction from a human vagina 
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Student Filmographer
thank you; it wasn't my last
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SimplySassfras Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Student General Artist
:cake:
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Student Filmographer
eyyyy
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