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Old Spice's Wolfthorn; that's what i read when bustling down the aisle.

i was rushing my groceries because fuck pants, and i quickly remember that i needed something to not smell like summer-roasted fleshy bits. enter Old Spice's Wolfthorn.

now, call me sexist, but i was raised in a world where male deodorant has features that make it "male". smell, branding, whatever. point was, having no time to stop and smell (i did but i wasnt trying to wait in an ever-growing hot link of a grocery line in california summer weather), i picked what i thought would be unambiguously manly and hopefully male-ish scented deodorant; the one with the fucking wolf on it.

fucking Wolfthorn; i opened you up 30 minutes later at home, and you literally smelled like fruity body spray and Flintstones vitamins.


stupidest thing was that i gave my older brother what i thought would be the gayest one ("Bearglove" lmao), and it was the most normal smelling one of the two.

so yeah; now i smell pretty :icongaysealplz:
and it feels so good~

no it doesn't. because my roommate blows and i'm stuck at my local community college for another several months thanks to 4 transferable units that i somehow missed taking more classes than what i needed to transfer. also money from lame job groundskeeping for a school won't be seen for at least another 3 weeks even though its for an entire month of work that i did the month before, which is lame.

ignore the tiny letters, have this kakapo and flee this awful place :iconkakapoplz:

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VelvetFish
wouldn't hurt a fly
Artist | Student | Film & Animation
United States
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  • Mood: Tense
  • Listening to: death grips
  • Reading: shitty articles on Vice
  • Watching: news about venezuela
  • Playing: TF2 (still)(STILL)
  • Eating: whatever i forage from fridgelands
  • Drinking: barely these days
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your-first-boyfriend Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Your gallery's swiggity @_@
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Student Filmographer
thanks boo
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vw1956 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank You so much for the :star: on angel2 by vw1956 - I really appreciate it :)
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PantherModern23 Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Professional General Artist
cool...thanX.... :ninja:
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Student Filmographer
ey you're that one DD winrar
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LostKeep Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
VelvetFish , thanks for checking out work... sometimes I read shitty articles on Vice, too :)
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Student Filmographer
:)
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The1KnownAs-Euphoria Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks for the fav
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Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
4/20, nice birthday....happy one to you too. :eyes:
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Student Filmographer
thanks, yo! :) :weed:
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