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goddamn DA has changed, yet here ya'll are, with me saying ya'll like i was raised in a bumfuck town or something.

anyways, i got lit, so here i am. complaining. about you.

yes; i cared about all ya'll from the start. from the comedic relief trolls in complaints to the idiots everywhere else, and even the few special shits i recognize and re-encounter over the years.

yes, even you Prosaix, in whatever corporal state or account name ya'll under now.

anyways, i'm complaining about ya'll still being here because ya'll ain't getting your sunshine and vitamin d out there in the real world. Listen to your mum, quit your fuss, and use your time to conquer the world. or get a hobby.

you can do it. i believe in ya'll.

:icontealdeerplz: : Ya'll still complaining and ya need to get up, stand up, don't give up the fight. Ya'll.
Old Spice's Wolfthorn; that's what i read when bustling down the aisle.

i was rushing my groceries because fuck pants, and i quickly remember that i needed something to not smell like summer-roasted fleshy bits. enter Old Spice's Wolfthorn.

now, call me sexist, but i was raised in a world where male deodorant has features that make it "male". smell, branding, whatever. point was, having no time to stop and smell (i did but i wasnt trying to wait in an ever-growing hot link of a grocery line in california summer weather), i picked what i thought would be unambiguously manly and hopefully male-ish scented deodorant; the one with the fucking wolf on it.

fucking Wolfthorn; i opened you up 30 minutes later at home, and you literally smelled like fruity body spray and Flintstones vitamins.

stupidest thing was that i gave my older brother what i thought would be the gayest one ("Bearglove" lmao), and it was the most normal smelling one of the two.

so yeah; now i smell pretty :icongaysealplz:
and it feels so good~

no it doesn't. because my roommate blows and i'm stuck at my local community college for another several months thanks to 4 transferable units that i somehow missed taking more classes than what i needed to transfer. also money from lame job groundskeeping for a school won't be seen for at least another 3 weeks even though its for an entire month of work that i did the month before, which is lame.

ignore the tiny letters, have this kakapo and flee this awful place :iconkakapoplz:


wouldn't hurt a fly
Artist | Student | Film & Animation
United States
  • Mood: Tense
  • Listening to: death grips
  • Reading: shitty articles on Vice
  • Watching: news about venezuela
  • Playing: TF2 (still)(STILL)
  • Eating: whatever i forage from fridgelands
  • Drinking: barely these days

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evilsloths4 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014
thanks for the fav ^_^
your-first-boyfriend Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Your gallery's swiggity @_@
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Student Filmographer
thanks boo
vw1956 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank You so much for the :star: on angel2 by vw1956 - I really appreciate it :)
PantherModern23 Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Professional General Artist
cool...thanX.... :ninja:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Student Filmographer
ey you're that one DD winrar
LostKeep Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
VelvetFish , thanks for checking out work... sometimes I read shitty articles on Vice, too :)
VelvetFish Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Student Filmographer
The1KnownAs-Euphoria Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks for the fav
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
4/20, nice birthday....happy one to you too. :eyes:
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