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reminder; if you're not actively getting mega laid and living as a 1%er, you're a disappointment to your ideals and your genetic material.

real winners have assets; vote Trump
and i burnt my tongue :icongetsomeplz:

goddammit this isn't even the first time i've done this joke
i believe in Dog. i believe Jebone dug for our sins and buried Himself for 3 days before He reached out to His believers and sniffed their butts

and huggingcatuality is a sin; marriage is a union between a person and their dog. i'm allergic, and im pretty sure its A dog and Eve, not A dog and Sneeze

if you repent now, there is still time to get a treat; Dog is great and thinks all His believers are good boys and girls.

let Jebone into your heart, and let him pet you with His glory
i mean, cmon; im being so nice whenever they give my penis a perceived chance at getting wet. WHY DO THEY WANT JERKS INSTEAD??? GRRR i'm so mad i could just post relentlessly on social media about all the slights men have to deal with in modern society; really thinking i was born in the wrong generation. why can't it be like the 50's where all men were gentlemen and all women were nice and secure in their role as the subordinate caretaker of the household?

I miss the good ol' days; now women are a bunch of stuck-up independent hussies whose worth isn't solely defined by how attractive as a spouse they are. fucking sucks being such a nice guy in today's world. *morosely tips fedora


my hands are soft
Artist | Student | Film & Animation
United States
  • Mood: Tense
  • Listening to: death grips
  • Reading: shitty articles on Vice
  • Watching: news about venezuela
  • Playing: TF2 (still)(STILL)
  • Eating: whatever i forage from fridgelands
  • Drinking: barely these days

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Blu-the-FabBag Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2015  New Deviant
Your threads are bae, btw 
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015  Student Filmographer
thanks bae
LeatherHead72 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2015  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thank you for the watch, and I look forward to making a custom hat for you!
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015  Student Filmographer
FAlLURE Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist
congratulations on your successful extraction from a human vagina 
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Student Filmographer
thank you; it wasn't my last
SimplySassfras Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Student General Artist
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Student Filmographer
SimplySassfras Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Student General Artist
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