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and all you can see is the unending clash of ideals amidst a temporary species, fighting and fucking and dying for meaning in a meaningless universe.

it's worse when you realize you're still baked at a party and the guy next to you is still all whoa'ed out on "like, us being starstuff, man."
well, it was nice knowing you all.

thanks to a multitude of environmental changes and various shady genetically-pesticidal and sterile plants paid for and developed by certain companies starting with the letter M, the bees will probably die, one hive at a time, due to a thing called Colony Collapse Disorder.…

bee's, being the primary pollinators of our own agricultural system, are kind of something we need to not starve.

to liven the mood a bit, let me tell you about my dad, whose appetite is colorful, and his flatulence, directly into the futon i sometimes pass out on.

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so my dad won't stop beefing into my futon.

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that's the story. anyways, we're all fucking dying. no other side complaints besides that one.
i have none. i'm either staring at my facebook page of misc ink sketches (not linking it; figure it out yourself) or injecting my lungs with pot vapor on a regular basis. Yeah, i can actually talk to people now, but now it seems i need to strap on my job helmet, squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into "It's Always Sunny" references but with sexy real life me also screaming.

i've been drawing non-fucking-stop, laying the labor every day, working out the intuition for perspective and spacial construction piece by piece, with only brief glimpses as to what i want my weird-ass robots to look like in the future.

to 90% of peeps i've shown it to irl, it just looks like the same robots with slightly less hit-or-miss limbs n shit.  makes me sad thinking about it. shit.

of course, i've hated mostly everything i've drawn since my last job 6 months ago. with my tablet broken for most of this year, it's just been old pens on paper pads too worn for my mom's office. They're improving, but it's still a longshot. i still feel like i need to draw at least an hour a day, but i no longer feel my old sweeping realizations of aesthetic. i just scratch it out like dandruff now.

anyways, i'm getting a fucking job because drawing sucks a little now, and it'll be a while before i draw digital for DA. In the meantime, i'll just keep trying to mix up my freaky robots on my page with old-ass pens.
 swiggity swag: :icontealdeerplz: lick my bag.
goddamn DA has changed, yet here ya'll are, with me saying ya'll like i was raised in a bumfuck town or something.

anyways, i got lit, so here i am. complaining. about you.

yes; i cared about all ya'll from the start. from the comedic relief trolls in complaints to the idiots everywhere else, and even the few special shits i recognize and re-encounter over the years.

yes, even you Prosaix, in whatever corporal state or account name ya'll under now.

anyways, i'm complaining about ya'll still being here because ya'll ain't getting your sunshine and vitamin d out there in the real world. Listen to your mum, quit your fuss, and use your time to conquer the world. or get a hobby.

you can do it. i believe in ya'll.

:icontealdeerplz: : Ya'll still complaining and ya need to get up, stand up, don't give up the fight. Ya'll.


my hands are soft
Artist | Student | Film & Animation
United States
  • Mood: Tense
  • Listening to: death grips
  • Reading: shitty articles on Vice
  • Watching: news about venezuela
  • Playing: TF2 (still)(STILL)
  • Eating: whatever i forage from fridgelands
  • Drinking: barely these days

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your-first-boyfriend Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
congratulations on your successful extraction from a human vagina 
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Student Filmographer
thank you; it wasn't my last
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Student Filmographer
haha radical
evilsloths4 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014
thanks for the fav ^_^
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